I was so enthralled by the beauty of the scene you describe, although the language was not quite what I recognise. Then I realised that it is an American idyll.

"I mow my yard"... "I sit on my ride"

But I am puzzled by the horticultural procedure which involves planting a cup of tea in your lawn, and by your last sentence.

Of course I also realise you're a pathetic spammer who doesn't know this site is British and can't really use English - even of the American variety.