More additives in our food and I wonder how they they will check if farmers are complying with the new additives. What are they going to to about the melting Tundra and the methane stored within? A few cows will make no difference at all. I expect us humans will have something in our breakfast cereal next. It must be an April fool who dreamt this up
They are currently drafting adverts for cow emissions enforcement officers.
A reasonable level of fitness is required to navigate cow filled fields sniffing at regular intervals to identify possible flatulence.
They will be equipped with a flatulence sensing device which needs to be deployed close to a cows rear end to get a reliable reading and determine whether prosecution is appropriate.
Main perks of the job are free wellies and a car allowance.
They will be equipped with a flatulence sensing device which needs to be deployed close to a cows rear end to get a reliable reading and determine whether prosecution is appropriate..
I think the device should be applied to the other end ? Belching, I believe ?
More additives in our food and I wonder how they they will check if farmers are complying with the new additives. What are they going to to about the melting Tundra and the methane stored within? A few cows will make no difference at all. I expect us humans will have something in our breakfast cereal next. It must be an April fool who dreamt this up
